wrigley field is MILF paradise
So I went into my gym pretty wasted and asked the trainer guy if i could order a cock meat sandwich. Needless to say, I'm canceling my membership tomorrow.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
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