3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
So they're giving me a CT scan because I probably have a hernia. From getting a BJ from you. Really. This may be a pivotal moment in my decision to write a book about my life
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
Randomize
