I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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