he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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