Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
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