Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
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