dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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