if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I forgot i ate a salad for dinner, so while i was barfing in his toilet, i kept screaming "i ate leaves?? i cant believe you let me eat leaves!"
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
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