If it wasnt for my iphone and loopt, I would still be wandering the streets in a drunken stooper. Thanks Steve Jobs.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
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I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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