that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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