it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
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