Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
How did I pull off convincing everyone that my name is Dad? Maybe they were just distracted by my boobs.
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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