just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
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