Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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