He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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