She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
Fuck appropriateness.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
That awkward moment when you were so fucking drunk lastnight that you and your fuck buddy wake up wearing eachother's clothing covered in hot cheetos with his cat curled up between your heads meowing. Thought you'd appreciate this moment with me.
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