It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
i came home at 4 a.m. and made a dozen eggs and three lbs. of bacon. my mom woke up and the only thing she was pissed about was that i used the whole carton of eggs, but then she sat down and ate with me
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
Randomize
