Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
I woke up under a house in Key West
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