Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
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