yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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