Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
your mascara is on the toilet seat from when you fell asleep last night
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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