It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
so let's talk penis.
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Randomize
