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Why were you high on a thursday?

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today's a wednesday

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I asked first.

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(225): View more from Louisiana

i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.

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(609): View more from New Jersey

People in love make me want to vomit

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(513): View more from Ohio

god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.

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(828): View more from North Carolina

Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.

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(907): View more from Alaska

according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.

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(859): View more from Kentucky

The gate guard just said to me, "I almost didn't recognize you in uniform. Welcome back." I think I need to lay off the booze.

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(518): View more from New York

Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.

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