After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
Randomize
