Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
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