i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
I'm gonna fight the coyote
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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