There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
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