so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
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