Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
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