OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Hey guys thanks for lettin me crash at your place for the weekend, I had a great time. PS I got three quarters of a hand job from an asian on the dance floor last night. True story.
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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