My nipple is on Facebook.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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