We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
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