he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
So shortly after drunk sex...she starts crying and saying..." you don't care about me, you never do anything nice for me" so I called her a cab
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
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