in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
While I was sneeking out of her apartment, there was a giant cage with a parrot in it. I half expected it to squak "hit and run...hit and run."
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
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