so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
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