Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
Do vagina's smell?
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
Is it bad that I feel proud to be the first one to puke in the apartment? And I did it in style?
You straight up painted the counter with steak, tequila and beer. You owe me a knew toothbrush.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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