Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
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