didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
i think we sleep fucked last night...
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize