So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
sick fucks of a feather flock together
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
The morning after your company Xmas party and that moment you're eating a block of cheese in bed wearing a sequin blazer and recalling all the details of your one night stand with a coworker who happened to start that day...fuck.
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
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