I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
You asked me to text you at 11 and remind you that he's 33. It's 11:20. He's 33.
you're too late. he has eggnog and whiskey and all seven seasons of buffy. I shan't be coming home tonight
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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