im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
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