I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
cell reception changed and I can no longer text you from the toilet... that means I'll be texting you less often, just fyi
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
The lady at the Humaine Society gave me her nephew's number because I seem like a loving and caring person.
Does she know that each time you've adopted a new cat in the past year it's because some guy stopped fucking you and you don't want to eat your feelings?
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize
