the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
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