I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
Randomize
