I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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