Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
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