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  I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.

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• Drunken slutbag with no fear of heights? Im your chick!

  Submitted by HeatherGdubV on Sep 4, 13 at 2:55pm

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• That's me!

  Submitted by 420milf420 on Sep 4, 13 at 10:55am

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• I volunteer to be that best friend. :) me and my best friend need a third amigo anyway.

  Submitted by horsechic4bibis on Sep 4, 13 at 2:45pm

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• And me!

  Submitted by steve9867 on Sep 4, 13 at 11:44am

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• I posted this. SOMEONE PLEASE COME BE MY FRIEND. My other friends judge my ways.

  Submitted by studentOBnurse on Sep 5, 13 at 2:50pm

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• I wish i knew you, i have been looking for somebody like that for years.

  Submitted by Isabella007 on Sep 5, 13 at 10:51pm

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• Just find anyone who quit AA and you are set.

  Submitted by cfreymarc on Sep 5, 13 at 3:17am

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• Omg all of us need to meet up like ASAP

  Submitted by jadebaby on Sep 17, 13 at 8:58pm

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• Second best??

  Submitted by Key_umm on Sep 6, 13 at 4:50pm

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• I'm down!

  Submitted by liquorish_bitch on Oct 3, 14 at 11:57pm

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• Um... Second best way to spend time? I don't think so.

  Submitted by oriole_ on Sep 21, 13 at 7:54am

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