i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
Randomize
