Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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