we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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