its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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