does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
Randomize
