I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
Randomize
