My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
can you come get me and bring me shorts and a shirt
maybe shoes and water too
oh and maybe a noose to hang myself
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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