THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
You know what's awkward? Being with your girlfriend and seeing her ex-boyfriend that she left for you while you've got a Ron Burgundy level awkward boner.
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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