I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
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