wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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