is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
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