I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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