what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
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