): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
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